Writing Prompt-- Personal Ad

So of late my mom has been really pushing for me to start dating again. And one of the new suggestion she has is going an online dating service. I've played around with the idea but, lets face it how do you present yourself to complete strangers with just a picture, a list of interest, and a written paragraph about who you think you are? So this exercises is all about writing an interesting, fun, and truthful personal ad about yourself in 700 words are less. Avoid boring verbs and helping verbs and think of a creative way to present yourself. This is all about tooting your own horn-- so lets make some beautiful music.